Babylon Bee has acquired the demands of Kamala Harris in tonights debate:
1.Moderators must respond to all of Kamala's answers with "you KNOW das right" or "guuuuuurl, say it!": Conversely, all of Trump's answers must be met with boos and hisses.
2.The debate is to be held 3 hours before air time and edited down to her best 7 minutes: It's standard practice with all Kamala Harris public appearances.
3.She will be awarded extra points for each accent she uses: Being multi-lingual should have its advantages.
4.Trump will be docked speaking time for being white and male:Plus, he's wealthy, so he's lucky to even be allowed to speak at all.
J5.amaal Bowman must be stationed by the fire alarm: Just in case things aren't going Kamala's way.
6. She must be given the opportunity to sleep with the moderator the night before: Kamala always has to have her secret weapon up her sleeve.
While Kamala drives a hard bargain, it's plain to see that the viewing public is in for quite a treat tomorrow night — especially once everything Trump says is edited out.
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